I’ve come across a few very strange ads for horses for sale ads in the last week or so…just had to share a few with you 
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Enjoy!!!
I have a hore that had his man parts off. He was to meen with them on. Heis beter now he don kick no more but he wont let me ride him. I guess he isnt broke. He has papers and says he was borned on the march 10 2009. He is a good one with his feet and will led around good. I bought him at auction and they rode him in the pen a little. But my friend says he not really broke. I got him for my kid but he s no good for kids. I will sell him with papers for $400 what I paid for the vet to fix him. Or trade for a pony or smaller horse my kid can ride. This one got a lot bigger since we got him. I dont know how to measure him like you suppose to do, but he’s shoulder is 64 in he was a lot littler last spring.
Don’t think I need to say too much more about that one!
I have 2 great horses that we dont ride anymore.Both are healthy..The black one is approx. 8 yrs old and female..The brown one is approx 13yrs old and used to be a male…they are both barefoot…My kids rode them for awhile but have lost interest in them…They are both around 16 hands tall..(black mare is a bit taller)…Looking for a great home for them..They both love attention and are easy rides…Would like to keep them together if possible..asking $1000 for the pair.
Used to be a male? Since when have they been doing sex change operations on horses!
Ok, I think we all know what they mean, but it certainly didn’t come out right!
**MUST SALE ASAP ALL OFFERS WILL BE CONCEDED***
May 1,2003 Birth date of mare she rides very well but not for a begginer rider she is 14.1-14.2 she is Gray Very long mane and tail BEAUTIFUL!!! Bought her but just aint got any time for her about to go back to school and im always working ! havent got to ride her in about 3 months bcz i hurt my knee but had a friend hop on her bare back and she didnt do anything !! Priced to sale papers are wonderful !! Has Wimpy,Leo,Peppy San Badger and some more great horses !!
Would make wonderful brood mare she has had 1 foal who was amazing i have pictures of him also she was a great mother !!
Can Text or Email pictures…
$750 OBO just really need to get this girl sold before i go back to school !!
Thanks so much !!
Uh, yes, you definitely need to go back to school.
1-VERY BEUTIFUL OVERO PAINT GELDEN,DARK RED SORROW AND WHITE,4-5YRS OLD$400,1-DARK BROWN BAY GELDEN 2-3YRS OLD$200,1-PRETTY,BUCKSKIN AND WHITE,MARE,6-7YRS,$300,BY EACH OR ALL$750.THESE HORSES ARE IN GOOD SHAPE,NOT STCKLY,BEIMG-RUN ON PASTURE,FEAD FEED,AND HAY,ARE OF A FREINLY TYPE,CAN PET THEM,WILL COME TO YOU,CAN BE DEEP IN THE PASTURE AND IF THEY CAN HEAR YOU WISALE,WILL COME TO YOU,LOVES ATCHION,LIKE BIG PETS,BUT HAVE BEEN RUNNING ON PASTURE FOR SOME TIME, WILL NEED RETRAINED OR BROKE,WILL MAKE NICE HORSES,TO SOME ONE WHO KNOWS AND LOVES THEM,
…& so do you! With computers these days, it isn’t that hard to run it through a spell checker is it?
She has been hauled to trail rides, been started on the barrel pattern, and has also been used moving cattle. I have had her since she was a baby and is as sweet as can be. She is a 2002 model. Would make a great barrel horse just needs a job. This horse loves to work. . She is a wonderful horse but I cant give her the attention she deserves. MUST SELL! MAKE AN OFFER! $1000? $900? $800??? Make an offer!!!
I do not have her registered papers, so she is being sold unregistered. If someone would like to dna test her I can give you a copy of the papers.
Ok, so you don’t have her papers, but if I pay for a DNA test you’ll give them to me??? Something doesn’t quite add up here.
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